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Thursday, November 6, 2008
SOA Preliminary Exam Study Guides
Author: Matt
Posted: Jacklyn
Monday, October 27, 2008
Review: Ronzoni Bistro
While I was at Fry's this week I noticed that Ronzoni Bistro Meals were on sale and I had a coupon :) So I figured I would give them a try. The bags are 8 oz and only 210 calories. They would make a good lunch for the days that I was too lazy to prepare a lunch (or so I thought). So today I tried my 1st one (Penne with Chicken and Broccoli) and I have to say I'm highly disappointed. I know that they were going to have to put a lot of preservative in that bag to make it safe but it's really not tasty. Eatable? Yes.
Overall I give this product a 1/5 due to the fact that it was easy to prepare. I will be eating the other 3 pouches that I bought because it is eatable, but I will definitely never buy this product again.
As a note there is a red sauce meal as well that I will not be trying but it may be better.
~Jacklyn
Friday, October 24, 2008
Actuarial Tables
Actuarial
~Jacklyn
Monday, October 20, 2008
Goodbye Christine :(
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Sunday, August 24, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
The Amazing Appearance of the Jean Monster!!
A scared observer quickly snapped this phone photo to preserve the appearance of this rare being!
Friday, August 1, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
How Alison learned to love the Blog!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Program Mangement Meeting
I also have this little shout-out to Ashleigh...
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Dancin Fools - a blast from the past!
To celebrate Jacklyn and Stephen's 8 month and 1 day anniversary, I thought I'd share some of the fine videography from their wedding. Enjoy!
Friday, June 13, 2008
While Karen was at PMM...
(Due to our efforts to not disturb the other employees, this clip is a bit on the quiet side.)
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Gnome Nonsense
Some might be inclined to reduce his actions to a typical office prank, the antics of a mischievous gnome. We at this blog, however, feel it can be better described as the embodiment of a new standard of sneakiness.
Reporting live for EverydayActuary.blogspot.com this is Kim Shill signing off.
Follow-up to the above article:
Seeing as the gnome is a statue and does not have the ability to walk, he enlisted a little help from Ashleigh and I in getting over to Dan's cubicle on Tuesday afternoon. We waited anxiously to hear Dan's surprised reaction upon finding the gnome, but we heard nothing of the sort. In fact, as of this morning, we were wondering if Dan had even found the gnome yet. "Honestly, had Dan not looked through all his notes yet" we wondered. Then, in the exact moment we were pondering the question, Ashleigh happened to look over and see this...
Touche' Dan!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Jon's Birthday Celebration
Happy Birthday Jon!
A good time was had by all at the latest AMC Phoenix Birthday Bash. We had the now traditional ice cream cake and good conversation. It also gave us a chance to reflect on Jon's contribution to our office. We're all glad you're here Jon!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Jacklyn's Graduation Surprise!
2 min
Friday, May 2, 2008
David Feinberg is my Hero...
~Jacklyn
“The Square Root of Three”
by David Feinberg
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
Where's Jacklyn?!
Where's Jacklyn: The Making Of
Blooper Reel
Thursday, May 1, 2008
After the gnome's original hiding, fellow employees caught on fast and began betting how long it would take for Tom to actually notice our sneaky little friend. Karen Kiowski, a coworker and long-time friend of Tom, won the bet.
When asked how she did it, Karen responded,
"I've known Tom for a really long time so I am well aware of his observation skills. He may not be the most observant kid on the block, but I knew that he woud catch a glimpse of Mr. Gnome while chatting away on a phone call."
Pictured below: Karen accepting her bag of Cheetos for guessing most closely, without exceeding, the time it would take Tom to find the Gnome.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Gnome Home
Here are the guesses:
Ashleigh: 10 minutes
Dan: When someone tells him
Jacklyn: One week, May 7th
Jon: End of today, April 30th
Amberly: Has yet to place her guess
Karen: Friday by noon, May 2nd
Kim: Next Tuesday morning, May 6th
Matt: Has no guess, he is however enjoying the contest
Paul: Noon tomorrow, then, after seeing the location, took it back and guessed 1:00 pm today. Wrong Paul, like me you were so wrong.
-Ashleigh
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
What's up with "What's up?"
"I don't know," he replied with a straight face.
This started a conversation about the origions of the phrase "What's up" and it's meaning. I didn't find anyone claming to know exactly where the phrase started, but many attribute the popularity to Bugs Bunny. Here are some fun facts for you.
'Eh, What's up Doc?' joins 'That's All Folks!' as the best-known lines from Tex Avery's Looney Tunes cartoon series. It was delivered by Bugs Bunny, while nonchalantly chewing on a carrot, in most of the cartoons in which the character appeared, beginning with A Wild Hare, 1940. This was the first Bugs Bunny cartoon, although Bugs wasn't named until the second cartoon - Elmer's Pet Rabbit ('Happy Rabbit', a prototype Bugs Bunny with a somewhat different personality had appeared earlier).
Avery explained how the line became established in the numerous cartoon confrontations between Bugs Bunny and the hapless hunter Elmer Fudd:
"We decided he [Bugs] was going to be a smart-aleck rabbit, but casual about it. That opening line of 'Eh, what's up, Doc?' floored them. They expected the rabbit to scream, or anything but make a casual remark. For here's a guy pointing a gun in his face! It got such a laugh that we said, 'Boy, we'll do that every chance we get.'"
Chuck Jones went on to explain that the demeanor of Bugs when delivering the line was adapted from Clark Gable's performance in It Happened One Night. In that film, Gable's character leans against a fence eating carrots and gives instructions with his mouth full to Claudette Colbert's character. The scene was well-known to audiences at the time who would have been well aware that Bugs was spoofing Clark Gable.
The line has outlived Bugs Bunny and is now commonly used worldwide as a jokey alternative to the straightforward query 'what's up?', i.e. 'what's going on?'.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/406400.html
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Happy Birthdays!
-The Party Planning Committee
Thursday, March 27, 2008
The Gnome Strikes Again!
True to Matt's character, he was able to remain calm in the face of such an unnerving situation. Witnesses report that his only statement of alarm was "Is there supposed to be a gnome in my file drawer?"
-Ashleigh
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Dan's Birthday
-Ashleigh
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
One of the Many ways that Kim brings joy into our lives
-Ashleigh & Jacklyn
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Always learning
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
It could have been worse.
-Ashleigh
"A multibillion-dollar marine-terminals company decided to put its IT contractor inside a 40-foot steel cargo container. He calls it "the hamster cage." To get electricity, he ran a 100-foot extension cord to a power substation. In the winter, a small electric heater provided white noise, but little warmth. When it rained, he had to close himself in. And you think you have trouble getting a wireless signal...."
"When the first floor of his office flooded, management decided that rather than telecommute, everyone would pack into the second floor. Without enough desks to go around, this poor guy pulled out the drawers of a filing cabinet and stuck his monitor on top."
"We'd assume this cubicle dweller is just a bad photographer, but he assures us the lighting in his office really is this depressing. As is the utter lack of décor. Dude, get a plant."
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Darts
Actuarialize in Style
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Those crazy germans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8folCCkYQso&feature=related
The approximate translation:
I am Snappy the Little Crocodile,
I come from Egypt. I live out on the Nile.
At first I was inside an egg,
and then - Schni schnap! - I finally got away.
(Chorus)
I am Snappy the Little Crocodile,
I have sharp teeth. I have a pretty smile!
I'll snap at you - you'd better watch your tail,
I'll snap at me, because I snap so well!
(Chorus)
I am Snappy the Little Crocodile,
When I play I'm snapping all the while,
At the crypt I make the mummies run,
But when I snap I'm only having fun!
(Chorus)
I am Snappy the Little Crocodile,
When I play I try not to go wild,
When my Daddy puts me to bed,
I go to sleep and bite him on the leg.
(Chorus)
fin
~Jacklyn