Ode to the Office Supply Model

It's true. I was looking through brochures that, at first glance, appear harmless.


But then something made me take a second look. What is that guy doing?

My first thought was that he was repairing the copier, but that look in his eye told me no, this is no repair man. This is an office supply model. An office supply model fighting for his big break. Every day he he gives a performance rarely paralleled in his industry hoping his brochure will find its way to the office manager at GQ. He will see his potential! He will pull him out of this meaningless drudgery into the career he was born to do!

But every office supply model knows these things don't happen over night. And until it does, he is going to continue striking poses that make you wish you'd bought that copier yesterday. I tip my hat to you, model of the monotonous. May your enthusiasm never fade.

-Ashleigh